Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it. Aubrey Plaza (via sadsappyfucker)
I want to be fluent in Spanish so I can seduce more Hispanic men.
Am I weird or
how do u even kno how to kiss wtf is there some secret class
yeah, it’s full right now but i could tutor you
Smooth as fuck
I have been waiting all my life to be with you. My heart slams against my ribs when I think of the slaughtered nights I spent all over the world waiting to feel your touch. Henry Rollins, Solipsist (via perfect)
You must love in such a way that the person you love feels free. Thich Nhat Hanh (via grubangel)